The Top 100 Things I’d Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord©
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
In the interest of brevity, if you are interested in the next 95 items, go read the rest at: www.eviloverlord.com
August 24th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Ok…this is quite fun…But I will have to come back for the 2nd half of the list…LOL